Nerve Endings Firing Away

First it was the ‘thirsty’ Ganpati who drank milk. Now, it is insanely stupid people who are guzzling down sea water because it has ‘mysteriously’ turned sweet [via].

Heck, why stop them? This might be the cheapest corrective measures of pollution we might have. Let them drink all they want and scientists can later analyze the water to point out the filth that is making it sweet. Then, we can again reassemble for a mass throwing up session as well.

Update: When I mentioned the Ganpati milk-drinking ridiculousness as a precedent for such mass stupidity, I didn’t expect an encore.

“A cup of milk was offered to Durga Ji in Rama Nand Ashram Goverdhan on Sunday evening and she was not only pleased but has drank all. It is a good omen and the future of the country is bright”, noted saint Mahamandaleshwar Krishna Das Kanchan Maharaj said in Mathura [source].

Ok! We officially have no hope.

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