Nerve Endings Firing Away

People think of me as a garrulous self-pontificating egotistical demagogue who loves using gargantuan words. I wonder what makes them think that.
People think of me as a snobbish know-all holier-than-thou genius. But they fail to understand that when I want their opinion I usually give it to them.
People think of me as the intensely opinionated argumentative brat who loves to debate to death. Actually I can prove you wrong therefore I am right.
People think of me as a thick-skulled somber deadpan pedantic guy. Honestly I think twice and shut up.
People think of me as an upright honest prudish chap who would melt your soul with his piercing stare. I am just blessed with small eyes with larger than life values which change incessantly.

But I am honestly much different; a lot worse.