Bermuda no match for wounded India

Admittedly, we won a victory against a weak team like Bermuda which is smaller than any small-sized Indian town/village. All of 27.7 sq.miles packed with 65 thousand-odd people (that’s less than College Station, TX!), Bermuda still managed to find eleven people (plus subs) who could play with the world’s greatest cricketers (DL Hemp deserves a mention for standing tall against the Indians.) The usual association of Indians with Bermuda is its dreaded triangle which reportedly has claimed many ships and planes. Bermuda has a healthy GDP ($4.8 bn) for its size through its primary occupations of tourism and banking. Some of those infamous offshore bank accounts are located in Bermuda. However, the island is far from your average banana republic and the average home price of $976,000 makes Bermuda one of the most expensive places to live in. The cricketing association of course was due to British colonialism although I wonder why they don’t associate themselves with the West Indies.

Anyway back to cricket, I guess by now getting a jolt at the beginning of every World Cup campaign is mandatory for India. Team India almost seems to thrive in the face of such reverses. Unfortunately, they will not have Pakistan at later stages (if they make it) to recharge their batteries. Probably getting beat by an resurgent Bangladesh team was just the thing the complacent team needed and as Confused says, unless Bangladesh manages to maintain its momentum and shows more abilities than a flash-in-the-pan upset victory, they will still keep people skeptical. Sri Lanka shed the minnows tag quite quickly after their amazing World Cup win in 1996.

India finished the job with Bermuda by beating them by the highest ever margin (257 runs) in the history of one day internationals. Frankly after the Indian innings, the result was a given and the only thing mattered was the margin of victory. India had to best Sri Lanka’s 243 victory margin also achieved against Bermuda in case of a Sri Lanka win against Bangladesh which brings out the net run rate calculators. For India to breathe a sigh of relief, we hope that Bangladesh manages to repeat their accomplishment against Sri Lanka. But regardless of the result between Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, if we lose to Sri Lanka, we go home. Period. Sadly, it seems like Bermuda is every team’s favorite whipping boy and now it remains to be seen if Bangladesh can manage something like that.

Sehwag’s blazing knock followed by equally breathtaking knocks by Yuvraj Singh and Tendulkar resulted in a run fest also aided by 18 sixes equalling SA’s record for most sixes in an innings. Also, four batsmen – Sehwag, Ganguly, Yuvraj, and Tendulkar managed to score fifties. Dhoni looked good until he got out. Only Robin Uthappa missed his chance to partake in the gluttony of runs. He is most likely to be dropped against the all-important game against Sri Lanka.

Also, in the bowling department, it looks like Kumble is back with a haul of three wickets. The poor guy still cannot turn the ball but he is lucky with wickets that he picks up at regular and crucial intervals. He is just a lucky charm for the Indian team. Overall good job, India although it was just against a country smaller than one of your mofussil towns. The real test is on March 23rd against Sri Lanka. You still go home if you lose that match. And yup, fans will be baying for your blood and would have forgotten this match.

PS. Apologies for the TOI-like headline on this post; changed it a few dozen times but couldn’t come up with anything interesting. Feel free to suggest your innovative ones in the comments.

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  • http://blogita.blogspot.com sqrlta

    Wounded India cuts Bermuda short? :) oops that’s even more TOI like

  • http://d-orchid.blogspot.com Orchid

    I am not so sure, if it is any relief for us if Bangladesh beat Srilanka on the 21st…that means 23rd will be a do or die situation for both teams (India and Srilanka) and that should make it harder for the men in blue. However, if Bangladesh loses tomorrow then they would still need a big margin victory over Bermuda to get into the super 8 and maybe that’ll work for us….In anycase…your title should read India’s fate still not in India’s hands!

  • http://d-orchid.blogspot.com Orchid

    ofcourse…the last part is based on the assumption that we will beat Srilanka, tall order that, aye?? given our performance with the ball?

  • http://www.ipatrix.com Patrix

    Sqrl, now we can definitely better TOI headlines than TOI ever could, right? Except we would be kidding and not writing a national newspaper.

    Orchid, too much jhol-jhal going on in this World Cup and as far as India’s fate not in India’s hand goes, that’s nothing new…we are known to complicate things even when things are so exceedingly simple to begin with. Probably thatz what makes cricket exciting in India. Having a Captain Cook Namak team (dekho kaise zrrrrr se gire ja raha hai…how borrrring!) like Australia probably doesn’t suit Indians well.

  • http://www.retributions.wordpress.com confused

    Yeah, now we can strut around like champions, having beaten Bermuda!

    However, I don’t expect Bangladesh to beat them by such a big margin, in that case the NRR might come into handy. Anyway, the real match is the one against SL. I hope the damned Sehwag fires in that match!

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  • http://twilightfairy.rediffblogs.com Twilight Fairy

    “Bermuda triangled by India” :p .. ?

    And what’s with the grammatically wrong first sentence trixy? :)

  • http://www.ipatrix.com Patrix

    Confused, oh yeah! Bermuda ka jawab nahin :) After going down to Bangladesh, we’ll celebrate any victory that comes our way.

    Twilight, ah-ha! that’s a good one. Fixed the error. I start out a sentence trying to say something and modify it on the fly. I need a editor. Usually Ash does the job but she wasn’t around when this was posted :)

  • http://twilightfairy.rediffblogs.com Twilight Fairy

    well if you have been reading my blog since all these years.. u shd know I put extra thought into the title :p .. BTW there’s a mistake again in ur response :p :)

  • http://www.ipatrix.com Patrix

    Twilight, aabhari aahe :) Just realized what I was doing wrong. My first line was in continuation of my original title. Didn’t change it after I changed the title. Pls madam, check now.

  • Hmmm

    The poor guy still cannot turn the ball but he is lucky with wickets that he picks up at regular and crucial intervals. He is just a lucky charm

    You are talking about India’s highest wicket taker ever with almost 900 wickets, right? Oh yes THAT poor guy. If you actually play cricket you would know that top spinners dont turn much, and he spin bowls faster than anything you have ever bowled, chucked or otherwise.

  • http://www.ipatrix.com Patrix

    Hmmmm,

    If you actually play cricket you would know that top spinners dont turn much.and he spin bowls faster than anything you have ever bowled, chucked or otherwise.

    I’ll pass that advice on to the highest wicket-takers in cricket – Shane Warne and Murali. They might just be tempted to stop turning the ball and instead bowl faster. Of course, that doesn’t take anything away from Kumble. He is and will always be a great cricketer.

  • http://twilightfairy.rediffblogs.com Twilight Fairy

    ab toh koi discrepancies nahi :p. Waise I meant ur response!! (I need a editor.) :)

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