Nerve Endings Firing Away

Would it work? Scott Adams of Dilbert fame thinks so. Of course, if you have been following his blog regularly, you can never tell if he is joking or serious. You decide:

It’s common knowledge that all major government decisions in the United States are made via a process that Thomas Jefferson described in the constitution as “lobbyists bribing weasels.” Voters attempt to solve this problem by electing the weasels who do the best job lying about their intentions to change the system. So far, this hasn’t worked.

That’s why we need to outsource the important decisions to India. I’m sure a consulting firm in India could help the United States come up with a coherent energy policy, a plan for universal health care, a cure for global warming, and an anti-terrorism plan.

As my elite blogging friends would say, read the whole thing.