Gays cause floods?
Thanks to the erudite comments by the senior Church of England bishops, we have a new revelation:
The floods that have devastated swathes of the country are God’s judgment on the immorality and greed of modern society.
One diocesan bishop has even claimed that laws that have undermined marriage, including the introduction of pro-gay legislation, have provoked God to act by sending the storms that have left thousands of people homeless.
The Rt Rev Graham Dow, Bishop of Carlisle, argued that the floods are not just a result of a lack of respect for the planet, but also a judgment on society’s moral decadence. He adds, “the sexual orientation regulations [which give greater rights to gays] are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God’s judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance.”
I guess Central Texas lately has been doing something seriously wrong and Mumbai has been morally decaying for quite sometime now. Honestly, who takes these morons seriously? I guess large swaths of people do. Sigh!
“Gays cause floods?” [Short URL: http://www.ipatrix.com/?p=2106] was published Monday, July 2nd, 2007 at 5:12 pm by Patrix, filed under Mother Nature, Religion, Society Culture, and tagged as bishop, Mother Nature, Religion, weather, WTF. Both comments and linkbacks are closed.
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Of course, I’ve seen better things than Gays causing floods. Like, for example, Dwindling number of Pirates causing Global Warming! :)
(Pretty sure you would have read that!)
Btw, I have a confession to make. I am willing to recant my criticism of JBJ. I watched it yesterday on Stage6. I actually liked it. Not head-over-heels liked it, but it’s got plenty of those moments to smile through the whole movie.
3 years ago replyPiker, yup! have read that story :)
And am glad you liked JBJ and am sure if you had seen it on the big screen with loud thumping beats, you would have loved it more :) Like I said, just go with the flow.
3 years ago replyDont forget, you can reduce global warming by cutting down meat consumption.
3 years ago replyIsn’t gluttony one of the seven sins in Christianity? How come you never see a bishop or a reverend proclaim that these floods are caused by gluttons. I mean lets face it there are more gluttons in the US and A than gay people.
3 years ago reply“Sir, would you like that combo supersized?”
Santosh, now now! don’t make me give up meat or cut down on my food. Sin or global warming, nothing can separate me from my carnivorous habits. Fine! I’m a hypocrite but at least a well-fed hypocrite :)
3 years ago replyI hope you’re not a gluttonous carnivore. Otherwise we’re truly doomed :)
3 years ago replySantosh, I fear I am and I shall carry the burden for dooming mankind :(
3 years ago replyOK , now I’ve seen everythng
3 years ago reply