It’s John-John

John Kerry finally put to rest all rumors as he predictably picked John Edwards, his erstwhile rival as his running mate. The Boston Brahmin has picked up Southern charm in his continuing quest to wrest the Presidency from the Bush cartel.

Now 120 days separate us from finding out if that ploy worked. Hopefully the move to combine Kerry’s sophistication with Edwards’ charming demeanor will tilt the scales in favor of the Democratic team. After all, being listed on the People’s magazine for Sexiest Men Alive in 2000 might at least get the Britney fans. Although I can’t imagine how, there seems to be quite a lot of them out there. But mud fights have already begun with Republicans touting Kerry’s choice as secondary after a rumored deal with another John (McCain, R-AZ) fell through. But for someone who is the second-choice candidate himself, the Bush team doesn’t make a convincing argument. CNN is drowning us in John-John news feeds and why not, after all, it is the race to the post of the world’s most powerful man.

PS. Not everyone made the right guess. Someone’s ass is on fire right now.


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  • http://alpha.blogdrive.com alpha

    If you hadn’t put the news-paper article image, did you think we wouldn’t have believed you? Or are you just going overboard with type-pad.

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Alpha – Have power, Will upload. That image was just a contradiction of my post, if you observe carefully. But then again, thatz too much to expect for political posts, right?

  • alpha

    Yes, and it is too much of you to expect that I would even read the article.

    Help- I hate this comment box. It doesnt remember my email info and bugs me if I dont type it out each time. Parmanu, if you are reading this, it goes to you too.

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Alpha – considering that you are the only one to comment on this post, it indeed must be really boring. BTW don’t you see a teeny “remember personal info” box on the right. Check that box.