Nerve Endings Firing Away

It cannot get any better for a woman. Apart from getting free drinks at a bar, being err…well endowed has now enabled a Japanese woman get her conviction of “willful destruction of property” overturned (I know where you will be looking when you click on that link; no Image-Googling with her name either). By the way, the nature of her conviction reminds me of the housing code violation inspector’s job description – demolition of temporary erections. I wonder if she was every employed as one. Anyway, one stereotype was reinforced while another one was dispelled. I assume you’re smart enough to know what the latter was; if not, don’t ask. Too bad a man can never mount this defense (it is raining puns, ain’t it?) because of changing nature of his anatomical endowments, if any. Ok, I’ll stop now.