Nerve Endings Firing Away

“How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

Excerpted from this article on Obama’s wranglings with the GOP in Congress. Mind you, the sentences are not taken from different parts of the article but appear consecutively. Contraceptive, stimulation, and size of the package; not to mention Boehner (pronounced by some as Boner although it is Beh-ner). And the puns cannot be more intentional especially four in two sentences. Don’t tell me that wasn’t intentional or did the editor let it slide, again pun intended. Obama finally rammed it home and pwned the GOP like a bitch. What? Politico started it and I didn’t want to be subtle anymore. Ok! I’ll stop now.