How to win more medals at the Olympics

The secret to winning more medals is actually very simple. The rise of China up the medal tally is enough to know that such a strategy is indeed possible. Consider this for a second, if you want to emerge as a serious contender for the medals at the Olympics, you better be good in either swimming or gymnastics. It would take nothing short of a miracle to keep you off the top ten if you are good at both.

Eastern Europe and the erstwhile Soviet Union literally ruled the gymnastics arena until the Chinese and the Americans realized the vitality of the sport for dominating the Olympics. Theoretically, building a gymnastics program doesn’t take much, if the government decides to. Investment in a foreign coaching team and provision of a state-of-the-art training complex is really all you may need. You will definitely find willing students, if you promise them an Olympic medal, provided they put in adequate training, determination, and perseverance to make sacrifices.

Thousands of students make similar sacrifices just to feature on the merit lists of their respective education boards, so why not in the field of sports which could bring your worldwide fame. Of course, schooling would be provided by the state within the training facilities. It surely wouldn’t be difficult to find at least 30 such children to train over the period of at least eight years. Gymnastics is a competitive sport but given the talent and guidance, hard work is rewarded at an early age. There are at least ten events, maybe more if you factor in men’s and women’s categories and three times as many medals.

On the other hand, swimming boasts of the maximum number of events; 32 at the last count. That puts up at least hundred medals up for grabs. No wonder, only a swimmer can now hope to win the maximum medals ever in a single Games (gymnastics follow close behind). Phelps is an amazing athlete but he could never have dreamt of winning as many medals as he did this time, if he was a boxer, rower, or a shooter. If you still jump in the pool from a higher altitude, you will stand to compete in at least half a dozen more events (and hope for more medals). Synchronized diving has only increased the events in the pool.

Team games are passé in Olympics. Other nations learn quick and your dominance is quickly ended; ask USA with regards to basketball and baseball (Americans are smart though, they introduced women’s soccer, softball and beach volleyball to win a few more). Individuals are remembered in Olympics. No one remembers the all-time great Indian hockey team or any of its players but everyone remembers a Jesse Owen, Paavo Nurmi or a Carl Lewis. Indian hopes are always more safer with individual performances; PT Usha, Milkha Singh, Limba Ram, Jaspal Rana, Leander Paes, or the contemporary Anju George or Anjali Bhagwat. Individual disappointments are easier to handle and rectify.

We don’t really expect to go to the top of the medals tally but couple of golds with a sprinkling of silvers and bronzes can make us a force to reckon with. Olympics have become a serious game of strategy. Don’t aim for the sports you have been historically good (cricket is never going to make it to the Games) but instead develop a focused program on sports that are most likely to win medals, more individual-oriented and doesn’t need a grassroots cultural shift in the population. I bet no one of us had ever heard of Rathore training in an obscure Army shooting range. It works.

PS. I haven’t won any medals but love to preach.


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  • Aaar

    Off topic, did you see the pole vault finals with the russians taking gold and silver – i have never seen such intensity and rivalry between two players, probably goes back to their national level. I liked the way Yelena attempted 4.8 after failing at 4.75 and 4.7 and went on to make a new world record.

    Maybe it is not off topic – it’s olympic season after all:-)

  • Seema

    Well… if it weren’t for the P.S….

  • http://absolutelee.rediffblogs.com Leela

    Please complete your sentence Seema. The suspense is killing me…

  • Aaar

    Now THAAAAAAT is a threat. Patrix’s girlfriend?:-)

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Aar – Call it strange but I missed that. But thatz the kinda intensity that Olympics brings out in you…aur marvayega mere ko? calling poor new visitors my girlfriends??

    Seema – The world has just stood still…go beyond the three..err…four dots.

    Leela – I will let you know as soon as Seema comes back…you can hold her hostage until she completes it.

  • http://yogustus.rediffblogs.com Yogustus

    er…Patrix…I just chanced to meet Seema…and buddy…I think she had actually meant to say PMS…

  • alpha

    i am totally upset that you removed the other 6 messages that Seema had so lovingly penned. Saala! You try to keep in under wraps..but we see everything.. heehawhaw

    And Yogi..I hope you learnt about olympics for all the time u spent here. Let me quiz you..

    Yes or No

    1.Does Patrix like Olympics?
    2.Does Alpha care about Olympics?
    3.Does Seema swim?
    4.Who is your favorite olympic blogger? (Not yes or no? reworded- Does Patrix make your heart jump?)

  • http://absolutelee.rediffblogs.com Leela

    Miss Miss, can I answer!! I by-hearted all the answers!

  • Aaar

    Leela, does patrix make your heart jump? What will poor smiley do:-)

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Yogu – I guess your black eye is proof enough.

    Alpha – there..thatz completes my blog. Yogu, answer her quiz and shantofy Alpha’s tadaptee non-sporting aatma.

    Leela – Go ahead…yahan sab maaf hai…bolo baalike.

    Aar – tune Leela ka blog dekha hai..ab ghussa dekh.

  • Aaar

    So Leela is Seema?

  • Aaar

    Patrix,
    Any bet on the long jump event today? Where will Anju finish?

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Aaar – LOL! no re…all the heart-jumping allegations makes Leela go wild…and Anju,..I just hope she lands in the sand…thatz it. no more hopes.

  • http://yogustus.rediffblogs.com Yogustus

    haan re Patrix…dekh na…teree Seema ne PMS ki seema paar kar dee!!!

    Alphu…I cannot answer any of these in Haan ya na…

    1. Like??? OBSESSED!!!!
    2. Only if Pi cares (brownie points!).
    3. Of course. She won last year’s Synchronised Mixed Skinny Dipping contest…and no points for guessing who her partner was.
    4. *boink* *boink* *boink* *boink*

  • Aaar

    Lands in the sand? That’s a bad prediction coming from an olympic crazed blogger… Come on patrix – will she make it to the next round – you’ll get a gift of ‘learn gaalis in all indian languages’ for the perfect prediction.

  • alpha

    Man, I dont have any seedha student..all freakin smart asses!
    Leela, you shall answer only when you are asked to. STOP SUCKING YOUR HUGE THUMB….*egad! thats not even a thumb!* Where did you get that?!

    Yogi, Though you answered them all correctly, I am upset you didnt follow the rules. You need a spanking from my favorite kid, Patrix. *yikes Patrix is doing synchronized jiving with Smiley*

  • Aaar

    LOL at the perfect answers…

    Patrix,

    There goes your ‘poor new visitor’ – wonder if she will ever comment again.

  • http://absolutelee.rediffblogs.com Leela

    Aaar, I’ve by-hearted answers to your questions too. 1. Yes, Patrix makes my heart jump from a hot-air balloon. 2. Smiley will play ball (or marbles, whatever… Patrix knows) 3. No, I’m not PMSeema.

    Btw, Patrix, how do you know what makes me go wild??

  • Aaar

    If you know about his marbles, why wouldn’t he know about your wildness?

  • alpha

    ok, we have successfully managed to ward away Sankalp, Seema and God knows who else.

    So let me apologise to all..On behalf of these crazy people, I am sorry. Come back you all!

    Getting to the topic finally,

    You are right Patrix, Swimming and Gymnastics are the two arenas with the most medals. But you are wrong in assuming that Indians would forgo getting a good education and make it big in sports. Its just not a done thing. You or I didnt do it. Our parents thought it wasnt worth it. And I believe they might have been right. With a good education, you are guaranteed a salary..even if you dont make it as big as Narayan Murthy. You will still survive.
    By sacrificing your life to sports, there is always a ‘What if…’ and that probability is quite high.

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  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Yogu – Saheee jawab..ab ek crore ke liye.

    1.What sport did Alpha suck at?
    2.What sport did Alpha excel at and almost made it to Athens?
    3.Should we add Pi’s tolerance level to the NDA manifesto for the next election?

    Aar – ahem! lets keep the talks of marbles and wilderness out..you don’t want to offend the pervert ladies out here *ouch*
    and Anju, ok here goes my prediction…Anju will get a bronze and have a sand pit named after here in downtown Kochi….and don’t worry about Seema..shez no quitter..she’ll back and kick your ass first.

    Alpha – all your seedha saadha students urge you to stop staring at whatever you think Leela is sucking at. *halo over innocent patrix* and if you are jealous seeing me and Smiley in the pool, feel free to dive in..therez room for more..*remembering Chick Fil-A ad where a cow jumps in the pool*

    Leela – I saw the clip of your life flashing before your eyes when you jumped out…some secrets hidden there..hmmm..

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Alpha – whoz this??? what have you done to our Alpha…naheeeeeee!

    anyways, provided the poor Sankalp and Seema come back to whatever is left of this blog. Of course, sports has a “what if?” possibility to it. But I am not talking about ppl like us who were also-rans (assuming you too were) in sports but those who frankly didn’t get the high marks and were the happiest on the field. They are surviving definitely..maybe amongst some bank, telecom or insurance company’s dusty files. They wouldn’t mind devoting their life to their passion and risk the “what if”..not everyone has to be a Narayan Murthy.

  • Aaar

    *rubbing my eyes..err glasses..* to check whether I’m seeing the correct blog. Do we see a blog related comment here?

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Aar – I am bronzing that comment…rarity out here..Sankalp’s views are sorely needed now to make it complete.

  • http://yogustus.rediffblogs.com Yogustus

    Abey Aaar…tu kya dhoop-chaon mein schooling kiya tha kya? Tera spelling “R” hai…theek kar. Aur yes! Who the hell had the gall to leave a post related comment??? Chiaila! Ye Alpha ko kya ho gaya? And here are you answers Patrix baba…

    1. The one Leela “sucked” at.
    2. Fastest threesome in a cramped airindia loo while spitting olives and rubbing wreaths…aka “Scrubbing butt while spitting nut” contest. AirIndia got diverted back to India. Almost made it to Athens.
    3. Not a good idea. With Alpha being his “better” half, his tolerance level is over 100%!!!

  • alpha

    Wah Wah..how I threw you all off balance for some time. *proud alfoo* This blog is being watched by international junta. This post has been also linked to some other blog *check trackback link* and so are our comments. I just wanted to give a good impression to those folks and also act as if I dont know the rest. *heehehe*

    abey gonchu Yogustus! there wasnt place for a onesome in that freaking loo… unless the others were as tiny insects …lets say about your size!

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Yogu – Saheee Jawab!! Ek crore aapke naam *confetti all over the place*

    Alpha – So you did check out the trackback link…seee, all my Olympic reporting finally got me some international junta…now one look at the comments box and they will know why we don’t win any medals (Ok, maybe I should stop griping about it..but the Games are almost over, so tolerate).

    and don’t tell me you just spelled out Yogu’s fantasy…a romp in an airline loo. he does have a particular fantasy for married women with exposed…torsos.

  • alpha

    *phew* No exposed torsos here. only exposed dumbness.

  • http://whereami.rediffblogs.com Seema

    Hai Rabba! Ek nadaan, akeli, besahara ladki ka itna apmaan! I will never ever read this blog …well ..ok I’ll read it sometimes…but I’ll never ever comment…well ok I’ll comment sometimes…but i’ll comment in malayalam (kisi ko pata nahi chalega). Poda prandhan!

  • Seema

    Hai Rabba! Ek nadaan, akeli, besahara ladki ka itna apmaan! I will never ever read this blog …well ..ok I’ll read it sometimes…but I’ll never ever comment…well ok I’ll comment sometimes…but i’ll comment in malayalam (kisi ko pata nahi chalega). Poda prandhan!

  • Seema

    Posted that message twice so that ppl who did not understand the first time can read it again and exercise their peanuts (I mean BRAINS).If you don’t understand it the second time, forget it, it was not meant for you.

  • Aaar

    Seemeeeee… Kochu kalleee…

    In typical jayan style. For those ignorant of jayan, the macho man of mallu films
    http://hackorama.com/jayan/

  • Aaar

    Yogu,

    I had to add the ‘a’s to avoid patrix coming after me. A long story… It also stands for ‘who’ in some indian language.

  • Seema

    Knock Knock!
    Aaara?
    Aaar
    Aaar Aaara?
    Aaarara kem bolu chu?

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Seema – If you are gonna jump guys the way you jump languages, then it is gonna be reaaaaaal difficult. I am just saying this once coz I know you will understand..samjdaar ko ishaara kaafi.

    Aaar Kitne bhi A dal, bachke kahan jaayega. But, see all you time hanging out on my blog has borne fruit. You finally found a Mallu babe.

  • http://twilightfairy.rediffblogs.com Twilight Fairy

    gosh! quizzes and answers.. and jai yogee maharaj kee..

    oh and patrix congrats! “poor seema” is back :-).. “poor sankalp and god knows who else” shd be too :-P..

  • http://patrix.typepad.com Patrix

    Twilight – join the party…