All the yo-yo Atlanta weather finally caught up with my poor immune system and I am sensing the start of a tortorous cold. Not now !!! I actually spent couple of hours of my afternoon sniffling and dozing. That surely is gonna keep me awake for half the night now. But I tried to give my thoughts a rest and as my usual habit, googled my turmoil and hit upon this classic site, Crazy Thoughts. Some of the thoughts on there really split my sides and some did make me ponder. I am presenting some gems peppered with little bit of my
Why isn’t the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary?
Go ahead…make sure.
Can you sleep forever without being in coma?
I like to use the time to introspect on the hospital’s expense.
Why do they say “an alarm going off,” if it is really going on?
If it had really gone off, it would still be in one piece now.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Frankly the only reason I gave up on a career of super-heroism.
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
I would so love this to happen in the near future in the US, especially if his sexuality is revealed AFTER the election.
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
Shouldn’t you check for the baby’s belongings inside?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them
read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
Yes, Dubya I am waiting for your answer.
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
I am not trying that…not worth knowing. Feel free to…in your own space.
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
They better…all I did was try to call Delhi 911-83…and poof! SWAT at your door.
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Yup, especially if they are gonna divorce few months down the line.
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn’t he get the reward money?
I plan to use that argument if I ever surrender.
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
Now Now…you just rendered all my publications worthless.
Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open?
Don’t try this at home ! Doc says if you do so, your eyes are likely to pop out.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
God help me with this one !!!