Is me or is George Will getting senile? His latest column in the Washington Post is on…denim! Reading it will make you shake your head in disbelief that
such a column managed to get past idle conversation at the country club into the op-ed pages of one of the nation’s top newspapers. This one part got my goat –
This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don’t wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly – I can imagine most teenagers going who? Well, they would have a similar thought about George Will as well. But really? Fred Astaire and Grace Kelly? Does Will know we live in 2009 and last-generation fashion is definitely not in.
Steve Benen at the Washington Monthly is equally flummoxed and gets it right when he imagines Will asking us to get off his lawn unless we’re wearing slacks.
Mind you, Georgie hates all denim; low-rise or otherwise. The dude should stick to stating misguided opinions on climate change or making political predictions that never come true. Or perhaps his next column now will be on the usage of the word dude and how if Shakespeare would not use, we shouldn’t either.