The top two questions a resident Indian would ask an expatriate Indian (in this case, Siva), also referred not-too-fondly as a NRI are incidentally the same my parents have been asking me for quite some time now. I still have no answers. Or rather they don’t understand my answers. Chances are they will never.
People, if you were in India recently, what else were you asked?
PS. The second question is not necessarily followed by ; more than India but I guess, it is implied, which isn’t fair.