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It is hectic time again as the semester draws to a painful close. Regardless of the intense time management techniques you have subjected yourself to, things always have a way of cornering you. Although it has been a relatively relaxed end, it is not yet over as I have to still prepare for an exam on Friday. After making a presentation on Friday, I submitted two term papers, a take-home final, and a set of four case briefs today and am currently cooped up in the coffee shop working on a grant proposal that is due on May 17th.
To lighten the mood, I heard two hilarious jokes/observations. The first one is on the constantly-updated display board of the local coffee shop [pictures] and is as follows:
If your name is Will and if you are in the Army, do you get worried when the captain orders his soldiers to fire at will?
Hilarious! If that wasn’t enough, my brother called me from India to chat up. We hadn’t talked much recently so we Skyped for a while. He called up later as I was on my way out and told me that he just had to tell me some jokes that he had heard recently. I’ll share one that made me laugh the hardest. Knowledge of Marathi is essential and be warned that it can be a bit crude and ‘n-veg’ for your prudish tastes.
It is a typical arranged-marriage scenario in a Maharashtrian household and the guy and the girl are given some time and space to chat up alone. The guy clears his throat and asks, tula chaha yeto? The girl blushes and coyly replies, isshcha mala tar ajun dhoodh pan yet nahee.
ROTFL!
by Patrix | on Monday, May 1st, 2006 at 3:57 pm | 
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May 1st, 2006 at 7:21 pm reply
Completely unfair.
Translation?
May 1st, 2006 at 7:48 pm reply
Confused, sorry dude…it loses everything in translation.
May 1st, 2006 at 9:17 pm reply
cant stop laughing !!!
May 1st, 2006 at 10:07 pm reply
Hate you guys, all of you.
:)
May 1st, 2006 at 10:20 pm reply
Arzan, Glad you loved it…am still laughing :)
Confused, I wish you could share in this joke but honestly, translating would kill.
May 1st, 2006 at 11:01 pm reply
Okay, lets give Confused something to laugh about.
After the hare and tortoise race, life went on normally for them until they both past the Std 10th borad exams. They both applied to the same college. Even though the Hare scored more marks than the tortoise, the tortoise got admission and the hare did not. Why????
Answer : Sports Quota!!!
May 2nd, 2006 at 6:03 am reply
ROFLMAO @ that joke. Immediately forwarding it to all my friends.
May 2nd, 2006 at 6:28 am reply
nice one buddy!
do well on your finals!
May 2nd, 2006 at 8:09 am reply
@Ptrix,
I understand. Good luck with your exams.
@Havoc,
Thanks for the effort.
Partially mollified. :)
May 2nd, 2006 at 12:55 pm reply
Don’t know much marathi but got the wind. ROTFL :)
May 3rd, 2006 at 5:39 am reply
LOL@that joke!
May 4th, 2006 at 9:55 pm reply
superb joke and yes translation would be gross!