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Anti-gay activists were right. If you allow homosexuals to get married, then what’s stopping people from marrying their pets? Well, now we know that not fulfilling the first condition doesn’t necessarily stop the second. As atonement for stoning two dogs to death, a man in Tamil Nadu married a female dog thanks to an advice doled out by an astrologer with a sense of humor [via]. Or maybe not. We remember our Ms.World marrying a tree to get rid of her so-called Manglik ‘condition’. When urban educated folks can marry whomever they like, name, place, animal, or thing (remember that game?) then what’s to stop simple rural folks from doing the same. After all, we strive for an equitable society, right?
And this tradition has been carried over even in our movies. Just imagine the man to be pitiful Mohnish Behl and the female dog to be Madhuri Dixit who thinks she is marrying Prem. Expect a ‘dhiktana dhiktana‘ soon and Tuffy to renegade on his promise to bring this movie to an end. After all, it was dard-e-dil for Tuffy.
Too bad the writers are on strike, eh? This story doesn’t even need much work. The jokes just write themselves. “I’ve been working like a dog this week, man…Oh yeah? I married a bitch.” And I’m not even going to suggest what position they did it on wedding night. That offend you? Well, you would be in bed anyway when the show aired. But Neha’s ‘pre-pup’ PG-13 pun is funny too.
by Patrix | on Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am | 
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November 14th, 2007 at 12:27 pm reply
The poor man’s legs and hands are paralysed and all you can think of is what position that did it on the wedding night ? Shame shame ;)
November 14th, 2007 at 12:40 pm reply
Bloghopper, yeah right! The man is the unfortunate one in this union, right?
November 14th, 2007 at 4:13 pm reply
The article says - … the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.
The gender discrimination doesn’t even stop with the female dogs! Wonder if she had to wash the dishes afterwards too!