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Never call your parents when you:
a) have had only 4-5 hours sleep in two days,
b) have a splitting headache,
c) have had a glass of wine when you have a low alcohol threshold, and
d) it is 3am.
Especially never EVER call when all four are true. It makes them want to leave everything and fly down.
Note to a Friend: Think twice and then shut up.
by Patrix | on Thursday, October 28th, 2004 at 1:25 pm | 
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October 28th, 2004 at 2:16 pm reply
Nevr let the world know that you get only 4-5 hours of sleep when:
1. you don’t have an active sex life
2. you don’t party
3. you your vocabulary doesn’t require spending wee hours brushing it.
4. you are scared of the dark.
err..was the ‘note to friend’ for me? if it was…oops!
October 28th, 2004 at 2:23 pm reply
Alpha - LOL! I bet everyone is gonna think the “note to a friend” was for them…works for me. As long as my sex life is not discussed to shreds, I don’t care about the sleeping part.
October 28th, 2004 at 5:14 pm reply
Ewwwwww. Must you 20+ ppl keep discussing sex lives and B.O.B.s and what not? Not taht ur tarnishing my innocence or sumn (hah!).But eeewwwwwww. old ppl n sex talk. might i repeat?- eeeewwwwwww.
YES I CALLED YOU OLD :P
October 28th, 2004 at 6:21 pm reply
Lol !
You’re right, everyone’s wondering if that stern admonition is meant for them !
And if not them, then who ? And why are you chiding the poor soul ?
You know what Patrix, this post of yours might actually make more people think than your political posts did :-P
October 28th, 2004 at 6:46 pm reply
Ankita - I will take the OLD comment as a compliment…Ever heard of golden wine, thatz how good old can be :) But when older ppl talk about sex, you better keep away, you just might get some tips that you are not supposed to know yet.
Ash - All sympathies for the poor soul who just gets one line of adminition and nothing for the one who endured four toughies…tsk tsk…and as long as I can get ppl to think, I can die in peace.
October 28th, 2004 at 6:54 pm reply
Call up ur ex-girlfriend under those conditions… Man u have no idea how liberating it is ;)
October 28th, 2004 at 6:55 pm reply
Did that Ankita female call me old? OLD? O L D? Me? ME ? M E? Oh well, now that makes everyone in this planet. Atleast we are still in the 20+ category. Phew! *feels really good..almost like sex*
Patrix- you better put up some situatory PG-13 warning in your blog…or take away the incentives of dishing out free Barbie dolls to everyone who visits your site.
October 28th, 2004 at 7:21 pm reply
Prashant - Ex-girlfriend….brrrr..don’t remind me. Knowing me, I would still be the one getting the lashing.
Alpha - Tantadan!!! Fight! Fight!! With two females poised to tear each others’ eyes out a la Kill Bill style, I will make more money than I would make on my Adsense. Come on! Alpha, she called you old…Ankita, Alpha calls you a barbie doll toting kid…now where do I put that lighted match?
October 29th, 2004 at 3:36 am reply
HEY ! firstly i am SIXTEEM almost seventeen not TWELVE and secondly i do NOT play with barbie friggin dolls. thridly, all i sed was if u guys r so old n living away from ur parents n what not i thot u’d go out n HAVE sex instead of sittin at home n TYPIN about it. :P :)
October 30th, 2004 at 11:14 am reply
LOL @ ankita… Alpha, that’s some serious advice coming your way:-)